You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

If you were here for our episode on studying abroad in the UK- we’ve got a continuation of it! Loro is back from the UK and he’s here to share how much he’s missed home! To celebrate this Merdeka season, we talk about everything that makes us truly Malaysian, and what we love about Malaysia while attempting to avoid the obvious answer (food). Spoiler: we fail. Wishing everyone a Selamat Hari Merdeka!

Three comedian friends walk into a room. Guess who came out crying first, and why is it Jenhan?Throwback to this March, when Ming Yue travelled to Australia alongside comedians Dr Jason Leong and Kuah Jenhan. Today, they recount the memories shared between the three, ranging from silly shenanigans to passionate heated arguments… you might wanna sit down for this.

Someone thought it would be a great idea to shoot a podcast recapping all of the things we did while we were in Singapore last month.. at almost 12AM on the last day. From sipping and spilling at Temasek Poly and Rumifolks, to eating food and falling sick, this is the latest the team has ever recorded a podcast and it shows. Like really really. You might wanna sit down for this.

Whether you’re an extrovert, an introvert, or you just hate talking to people, you can’t avoid social situations. This week, we have Aiken from sunny Singapore joining us on the couch to talk about navigating ALL kinds of social settings: work events, weddings, and saying hi to your favourite influencer. Tune in to our most awkward interactions, deep-diving into Ming Yue’s introversion, and unpacking Aiken’s (nonexistent) love life. Don’t shy shy… you might wanna sit down for this.

We started a haters circle, and we saved you a seat. This week, we have Rizal Van Geyzel and Keren Bala Devan on the couch with us to take turns defending some things that we love to hate. We’re talking about fake people, comedy hecklers, racists, and even old drivers??? Unfortunately, NOBODY is safe.Tune in to see if we’re being petty or if our hate is valid. You Might Wanna Sit Down For This.

The boys are back on the couch and NOTHING is off-limits. Strap yourself in for some men therapy. Equal parts hilarious and uncomfortably real, this is a boys-only chat that’s really for everyone (especially if you’ve ever wondered why men don’t talk OR how to get them to start). Tune in to see if we answered your question from our community poll! Trust us, you might wanna sit down for this.

After his breakout hit It’s You went viral around the world, Singaporean artist Sezairi became one of Southeast Asia’s most recognizable voices. In this episode, Sezairi sits down with Ming Yue for an honest and reflective conversation about his journey as an artist- from winning Singapore Idol to navigating the pressures and opportunities that came with overnight internet fame. Whether you discovered him through It’s You or have followed his music for years, this conversation offers a closer look at the artist behind the songs and the journey that shaped him!

Adult money sounded A LOT cooler when we were kids? Turns out it mostly goes to insurance, impulsive makeup purchases, Pokémon cards, and lots of emotional damage. In this episode, we unpack our first paychecks, childhood money trauma, and the deeply Malaysian experience of saying “I’m just looking only” before spending on Japanese knives we don’t need. Watch the full episode to see how we used our adult money to heal our inner child.If you love the furniture on our new set, you can shop on ruma: You can find their outlets across Malaysia, including Petaling Jaya, Johor Bahru, Nilai, Penang, Shah Alam, and Kuantan. https://www.ruma-home.com/

We surprised Ming Han with his dream podcast setup for his birthday! We talked about how we planned this surprise, our birthday traditions at The Takeaway Table and the whimsy of embracing birthdays as we get older.

When we were younger, we'd always imagined what it was like to be an adult. Now that we're adults, how much of those expectations were true? We discuss having imaginary friends, childhood dreams and things that made us realized we've stepped into adulthood.

Are we easy to forgive, or is there a dark spirit still festering in our hearts?In this episode, we talk about the people who’ve wronged us, the grudges we swear we’ve moved on from, and the arguments we keep winning in the shower. Is there a “correct” way to react when someone hurts you? And when does being understanding turn into being dumb?It’s all here: the resentment, the rage, and the petty little thoughts we usually keep to ourselves.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Check out our hosts on Instagram!MingH: https://instagram.com/dmingthingMingY: https://instagram.com/mingasaur

Is love still about feelings… or are we all just doing cost-benefit analysis now? How transactional is modern dating now? Are we all secretly materialists? And is it ever valid to treat someone like a “project” and try to upgrade them? We know we sound old, but hear us out… We’e get painfully honest about our value in the dating market, the unrealistic expectations we carry, and what we actually bring to the table. You might wanna sit down to find out. ____ CHAPTERS00:15 - Bizarre happenings 02:15 - Dating bio intros 12:00 - PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME.12.49 - Uncle Ming thinks dating is transactional 14:30 - The Materialists16:20 - Do you value realism or true love?18:20 - Dealing with LDR22:00 - The mother of my kids26:30 - What do you bring to the table?28:20 - Are you acting or is this real?33:00 - Being a trad wife33:30 - The urges to cook for guys36:50 - Diluting the date with friends38:00 - Auditioning the friends41:00 - Garlic chopping insecurities 41:30 - The salty food test45:00 - Anti passenger princess agenda 48:50 - Does age drop your market value?56:00 - Just love and get divorced??56:30 - Guys don’t know their types59:30 - I think I like a big forehead.01:01:00 - Hairiness vs Hairless men 01:03:00 - Dating pool so bad I should move

As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it. CHAPTERS 00:16 - Stop horsing around 01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now 02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you 02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year 03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words 07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier 08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood 09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel 10:15 - I want to eat your Ma 12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas?? 13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash 13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable 18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings 20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies 23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef 24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house 27.20 - Making my ma cry 28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side 30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families 31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word 32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes 35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions 36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you 39:00 - Rabbits get moving 39:38 - Be careful of your bird 40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions 43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions 45:20 - How do you talk to kids… 47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ 52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams 55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family 54:45 - Hot Takes of 2026 54:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE 57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed 01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts 01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog 01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang 01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what

Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses. From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem. You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ ____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s… accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming The Pharmacist 44:25 - We’re eating every oyen on the street 45:15 - Is it okay to eat a humans46:50 - Big backing medicine 48:00 - Prolonging human jerky and diarrhea 49:40 - The moral dilemma of delicious human51:00 - It’s more fun to be Rat King 52:22 - Weapon of choice 58:00 - Most likely to hide their zombie bite59:40 - Human Spirit vs. Zombie Bite1:01:00 - A bite on your buttcheek 1:02:10 - Chain me up baby 1:03:55 - Caleb the interbreeding Sewer Emperor 1:09:50 - Living off the scraps of the world1:13:20 - Becoming a sneaky Geisha1:18:40 - Evil one man utopia1:20:45 - This Is The End plagiarism 1:23:30 - Will you hide your bite?1:23:46 - Save your pet, spouse, or family?1:20:20 - DON'T LET JENHAN SNAP.

IT’S TIIIIIIIIME.For everyone who’s been keeping score, this is the grand finale of our impulse buys saga. Just saying, if retail therapy was a crime, lock us up. Find out whether that RM13K coffee machine is collecting dust, and how Mingyue’s RM600 goatskin cover trigger a journaling meltdown. Stay sat for the ultimate 2025 show-and-tell that’s about to go down. While our bank accounts suffered entirely by choice, don’t let yours take accidental damage. Activate WhatsApp’s 2-step verification so scammers don’t go shopping with your identity! CHAPTERS01:30 - Self Intros incase you forgot us already 04:15 - Follow Graeme for the Meta Glass bet14:00 - This changed the trajectory our lives17:00 - Family flights to Melbourne 24:00 - The first lick of McD after a blood spike25:10 - Graeme’s One Day Home Cafe27:00 - THE TOTE you need.28:45 - Big back big bag EDC Community watch out32:30 - Fixing brown water out your pipes 33:40 - LOTTERY POKEMON HOT OFF THE PRESS39:00 - To Rob List: Grade 10 Pokemon Card 41:00 - Misdiagnosing a whole PC to bankruptcy 45:30 - Shopaholicism is an office plague 46:00 - Yummy toasty burnt Daiso trays 48:40 - GOATSKIN 2.01:00:00 - Repairing Minghan’s project car1:01:50 - 11.11 was a FLOP1:03:20 - Fattening next year’s shopping cart

On this episode, we’re taking a deep dive into the movies and TV shows that shaped our personalities… and awakened things we only understand now as adults.From banned childhood shows to content our parents did not screen properly, we’re unpacking the characters that altered our brain chemistry and created the menaces we are today.Just like how our ‘Hear Me Outs’ make our knees weak. Hearing them will definitely have you sitting down for this. Our inner child's have some explaining to do.Some childhood shows were questionable… your WhatsApp chats don’t have to be. Block & report the weirdos. CHAPTERS01:00 - Quintessential childhood shows05:00 - Big brother is recruiting Totally Spies07:35 - Watching CSI as a baby08:15 - Kuantan programming 08:45 - The Martin Mystery x Totally Spies crossover 09:45 - Having 0 watch-time restrictions11:45 - There’s a PUPPET WINNIE THE POOH?12:30 - Getting cultured in America kaww14:30 - Touching grass and Pokemon15:00 - Steves notebook has a chokehold on us16:05 - The pipeline from Twihearts to Kpop17:30 - Starting a Jo Bros hate page18:40 - High School Musical traditions 19:30 - Ellen Degeneres to conspiracies 20:50 - Gold Disc vs. Purple Disc22:50 - Naruto, Bleach, Power Rangers23:00 - Choosing your Power Rangers colour24:10 - What’s happening in Power Rangers world25:20 - Back to the Future vs. Minute Men27:00 - Star Wars is 2 star crossed brothers?28:30 - Harry Potters stir the hormonal ages 29:30 - The Harry Potter, Pokemon, Winx Club ban31:10 - The Philosopher’s Stone and church elders33:20 - Anti media revenge binge spree35:40 - Childlocking Astro channels38:30 - The pipeline into Kpop spending39:40 - Harry Potter wand slander41:00 - Being attracted to Disney characters42:50 - JUDGEMENT FREE “HEAR ME OUTS”43:10 - The b3heading of Carlisle44:18 - HEAR ME OUT: Jerry from Totally Spies47:00 - Chinese boys love red hair 47:50 - HEAR ME OUT: Hades from Hercules 48:20 - EVERYONE has the hots for Itachi49:50 - Gabriela THE PERFECT GIRL50:00 - The ‘cloths’ in Atlantis 53:00 - Lola Bunny vs Goofy Movie Roxanne54:00 - Simba AND Mufasa at the same time54:50 - Robin Hood paved the way for Zootopia 55:15 - HEAR ME OUT: Quasimodo55:50 - Give me 10 shots and I’m in 56:20 - The High School Musical Situationship 58:00 - Megara & Shego are the same people58:45 - Emperor’s New Groove 01:00:00 - HEAR ME OUT: WILLIAM DAFOE 01:00:20 - Is Tobey Maguire too sad to be hot?01:01:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Strip ‘The King’ Weathers01:03:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Gantu 01:06:20 - HEAR ME OUT: XLR801:09:00 - Was this a show or a fever dream01:12:50 - Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills

Imagine packing up your entire life, moving to Japan, and realising… you don’t actually speak Japanese. That’s Arnold’s new origin story.From radio DJ to full-time househusband, we’re unpacking his life abroad; the English-teacher shame, Pokémon adventures, living on hard mode, and what it really feels like to start over in a brand-new country.Joined by his partner-in-crime from The Fashion Weak, Lucas, this is the reunion episode you’ll have to sit down for.And hey, life overseas already comes with enough confusion and miscommunication, at least keep your existing chats safe on WhatsApp with 2-step verification. The only thing you should be lost in is translation!Follow Arnold on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/arnoldloh/Follow Lucas on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/notlucahs/ CHAPTERS00:45 - Reviving the dead: Arnold and Lucas 02:50 - Malaysian Househusband in Japan 12:00 - Infinity mode tai tai life15:45 - Doing homework at 40 years old. 19:00 - Ragebaiting in the garbage bin 26:00 - Why is everyone an English teacher?31:00 - Is it too late to start again?37:46 - Boomers still love Labubus 42:00 - Sneakers don’t hit the same anymore 50:00 - Loving them Gundam robot legs52:30 - GET CULTURED BEFORE JAPAN 54:40 - Shouting at your ex boss

Health scares. We all think they won’t happen to us… until they do. This week, we’re opening up about the most unhinged (and terrifying) things we’ve gone through with our health. From losing organs overseas to ignoring symptoms until it was almost too late. In partnership with @fwd.malaysia, we’re talking about how it really feels to deal with sudden health scares, critical illness, and the price you pay - physically and financially - when you keep saying “I’ll deal with it later.” From now until 31 December 2025, customers who purchase FWD CI Intense Shield will stand a chance to win one of ten 0.1g yellow gold wafers from FWD Insurance. Contact FWD Insurance's Wealth Advisor today and mention the code TTFWD when you sign up! This episode might make you call your doctor… and your insurance agent. You might wanna sit down for this. Comment FWD FTW if you’ve watched till the end! #FWDInsurance #CelebrateLliving #CriticalIllnessAwareness Follow FWD Insurance on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/fwd.malaysia/Follow Joyce on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/joycicle_/Follow Caleb on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/calebbbby/ CHAPTERS01:16 - New Familiar Faces 01:10 - The sickest lineup thus far02:20 - Do sick people like being pitied?!04:50 - Worst things we’ve done to fake sick 07:40 - Microdosing food poisoning 09:20 - THE MAN FLU. 10:24 - Is your doctor fear irrational?10:50 - “You have psoriasis because you’re depressed”12:50 - Self medicating till you’re choking 15:00 - I can fix myself vs SEE A DOCTOR15:30 - How Caleb lost a gallbladder in Korea 18:40 - Heartburn located under the ribs 21:00 - Getting your organs trafficked 23:10 - “You wait another day you would’ve gone blind”30:15 - Having the insurance against cats31:00 - Getting diagnosed with MS (Multiple Sclerosis)33:00 - Washing machine your plasmas 34:00 - “I’ve only seen this in literature” 35:00 - Getting discharged straight into the ICU38:15 - Symptoms so you don’t brush things off40:00 - Waiting 3 months for treatment43:50 - If it lasts 36 hours, GO SEE DOCTOR. 46:11 - The Price of Waiting One Week (RM28K)47:00 - Spending a few RM100K on hospitalisation 48:30 - When you get baby insurance too late50:20 - Is insurance a scam?52:30 - Treating cancer without insurance 56:20 - Pseudosymptoms 58:00 - Self diagnosing Stage 1 Arthritis 01:00:00 - Can we sue???01:00:50 - Don’t choose work over your health!!!01:02:38 - Crisis level acute high blood pressure

Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week. We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance. Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one. Pre-save Afgan’s album Retrospektif out Nov 19! https://open.spotify.com/prerelease/10tlHAa3lqLk2AA4MDus2P?si=f604942fe46b4aaf Follow Afgan on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/afgan__/ Shoutout to Gibson for this sick set! https://www.instagram.com/gibsonguitaravenue/ #youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table! https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ CHAPTERS 01:00 - It’s Afgan! 02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng?? 03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?! 05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi 07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing? 08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour? 14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous? 17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet 23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose 23:20 - Being Retrospektif 26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album 29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time 33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet 34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you 41:00 - Being the HTS final boss 42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys 47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!! 51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK 52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau 55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp 58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif 1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!

Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic? This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams. So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this. Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable CHAPTERS 04:00 - Is there life outside the earth? 06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians 10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties 11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s? 15:00 - Birds are government spies. 17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis 19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster 21:00 - The moon landing was faked? 24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens 26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders 28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies 31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power?? 33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order 35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe 36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels 41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory 42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb? 44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this… 47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends 49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?

Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes… someone did break into a hotel room. From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under. Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this. Check Out Jenhan’s Show: Like This, Like Dad! https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/4305-kuah-jenhan-like-this-like-dad Follow Jenhan on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/ CHAPTERS 00:16 - Australian Weather Report 00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind 04:00 - We know punk rock. 05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE 09:00 - The tour is over… 10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room. 15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat? 23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board 23:42 - Australians love salad RAW. 30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing 32:00 - The friend that complains about walking 36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip 41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes 49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown 48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip? 01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH. 01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where

This week, we’re chasing that UK dream — and giving our friend Loro a crash course on studying and surviving life abroad before he flies off for his uni exchange. From culture shocks and homesickness to Malaysian student clubs, finding community, picking up random side quests, and even meeting your favourite YouTubers — we’re unpacking what it really feels like to be a Malaysian student in the UK. You might wanna sit down for this deep dive into the student life, identity shifts, and everything in between. #StudyUK #BritishCouncil Follow Study UK! https://www.instagram.com/my_british/ https://www.facebook.com/BritishCouncilMalaysia Find out more about Studying in the UK: www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org For those UK Alumni, apply for the Study UK Alumni Awards 2026 now till 16 October 2025: www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org/after-your-studies/alumni-awards ___ Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/ Follow Loro on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/loroshaan16/ ___ CHAPTERS 01:30 - Loro is ascending to higher heights 04:00 - Hunting British YouTubers like Adele 08:55 - The Land of Christmas 12:10 - The Loughborough Lore 14:00 - Hay fever at the YouTube Academy 16:58 - Lancaster the football player 19:52 - Stealing Loro’s passport 20:40 - Staying sad and touching grass 22:00 - FOMO while stuck in Malaysia 26:17 - Banana in the Chinese Christian Club 27:45 - Yee Sang the Non-Chinese indicator 28:44 - Top 50 Sidequests in the UK 30:40 - CNY reunion dinner with PB&J 33:00 - Seasoning in the UK 34:00 - Dinning with Romanian models 39:18 - Graeme’s Greatest ReGraets 43:00 - Transporting through universes 45:45 - Being forced to look in the mirror 49:07 - Getting adopted by random old couples 50:20 - Fear of meeting new people 51:10 - Loro’s Guide to Surviving UK 52:28 - Housemate nightmares 54:00 - Jamie Oliver’s Special Chicken 55:14 - A Winter’s Day is Night 57:35 - Getting stuffed with Greggs

Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast. In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night? Follow FakkahFuzz on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/fakkahfuzz/ Follow Jenhan on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/ CHAPTERS 00:40 - This room got elephants 01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz 03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR?? 05:55 - Wow you’re still alive! 08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved 13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault 16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people 18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files 19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll? 21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties 23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear. 24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi 25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s 28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky 30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough 32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked. 33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason 36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears 37:20 - The sinkhole fear 38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy 41:30 - Fear of escalators 42:50 - Fear of pregnant women 45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes 46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs 47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown 48:40 - Food with too much texture 51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour 56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety

Another life update, but make it deranged. Between health scares, multiple weddings, accidental fatherhood, and bank accounts running on fumes, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast __CHAPTERS00:21 - Where are our patriotic bangers 01:10 - Getting each other stuffed 02:30 - Graeme is living in humble brag 05:15 - Does Jenhan actually hate Graeme?05:55 - Inserting things into eyeballs07:00 - Snuggling open chinese arms 08:50 - SG food redemption tour 11:45 - Getting married to the stage 13:40 - Getting married thrice! 18:50 - Gaining a Daddy20:10 - Does my dog have down-syndrome? 24:20 - 8.8 Bazonka Magnitude Blood Pressure31:45 - WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN (again)! 37:00 - How to drink your bank account43:30 - Crying in the comedy club47:00 - ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY.48:00 - Allegedly octopi are building cities 51:15 - Allegedly AI is bypassing their creators52:22 - Allegedly pigeons can export jpegs 52:20 - Allegedly Mingyue is touring Australia54:46 - Allegedly badminton kills 57:00 - Not allegedly, we love you.

Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money? As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one. As much as you hustle, never ever forget to save up! What can you do? Start saving as low as RM10 with BSN SSP or minimum RM3,000 to stand a chance to win RM 1 million every month. You can also enjoy up to 2.5% annual profit rate. Head to the nearest BSN branch to open an account today! @bsnmalaysia #bsnmalaysia #bsnssp #jomjadijutawan Follow Shi Qi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/msqiwiie/ Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/ ____ CHAPTERS 00:22 - Our MOST special guest 01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA 02:55 - The Hustling Barometer 06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore 08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing 10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping 12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties 15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money 19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT. 20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades 21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot 23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport 25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings 25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK 27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy 28:45 - Forming the dream hustle 32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life 34:10 - Levelling up in side quests 37:00 - Shaping the main quest 46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare 48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot 48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines 51:20 - Worst splurges 53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig 55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard 58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop 01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep

On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40. Follow Hirzi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/hirziofficialFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan CHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story

What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set? We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/ Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/ Check out Like This, Like Dad at: https://ticketmaster.sg/activity/detail/25sg_jenhan CHAPTERS 00:20 - Like This, Like Dad 02:10 - Fighting for your attention 05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media 09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular 11:00 - The Morning Guy 15:16 - Choose your validation 15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud” 17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend 19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy 22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast 26:00 - Putting numbers to heart 27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges 31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict 35:30 - Making IG pins our personality 38:20 - Dead dad competitions 38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience 41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities 44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism 46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers 49:00 - The irk of religious influencers 52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention 55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten 57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked 1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling 1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming 1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole

Whoop whoop — it’s a sibling episode! What was it really like growing up with the MingSibs? We’re breaking it all down (and probably oversharing way too much). Who got pummelled the most? Why isn’t Ming Li in TheMingThing? And the question everyone’s been dying to ask — are Ming Han and Ming Yue actually related, or just banking off the same name? It’s chaos, childhood beef, and trauma bonding — you might wanna sit down for this. Follow Ming Li on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/ming_png/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast CHAPTERS 01:30- Starting super dark so contrast 02:20 - Meet the SibMings 03:20 - Would we be friends if we weren’t siblings 07:00 - Evicting vibes with pregnancy scares 10:00 - The family groupchat 11:20 - Pommeling smackdowns and farting in faces 16:10 - Getting raised as social experiments 21:00 - Recording the minute we shat 24:30 - Getting whooped in a shopping mall 25:40 - Being left on the side of the road 27:00 - Oldest, Middle, Youngest child syndrome 30:15 - Denouncing culture by 15 33:57 - Surviving a sharp cantonese family 39:00 - A favourite child debate? 43:30 - Being an unambitious overachiever 46:00 - Fun facts about each other 49:00 - Why isn’t Mingli in TheMingThing? 50:55 - Dealing with “famous” brothers 53:43 - Assimilating our sister into guyhood 56:23 - Being an influencer from birth 1:00:30 - Tomorrow is the last day on earth

Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable CHAPTERS 04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter 12:50 - The Anywhere 3s 14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees 29:50 - What standup comics stand on 22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans 27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype 31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls 31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S 34:30 - The Parker Pen 36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack 41:25 - The end game coffee maker 44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine 45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe 47:00 - End Game Items 48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag 52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom 56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys 1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad 1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop

This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage? It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS 00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm 01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich 03:00 - Meet Hampu!! 04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable 09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end? 12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES 14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster 18:18 - Do you miss being single? 20:00 - Single people are try-hards 23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends 27:40 - Building a roster for each other 28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist 30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love 33:00 - We’re making a green flags show 36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks 37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker 38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends 39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS 40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you? 41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office 44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush 45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back 48:50 - Dating for marriage 53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings 56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone 57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!

This week, we’re calling out everyone still holding on to their highschool glory days. Did we peak too early? Would we actually go back? Or are we just bitter because we were the weird ones in school? From shadowing the popular kids to the curse of being hot too young — we’re airing it all out. If any of this feels a little too real… you might wanna sit down for this.

In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road? Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe. Chapters 00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years 03:25 - Why Penang people hate us 05:00 - Sai does standup???? 06:12 - Which state is superior? 08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles 12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ 17:30 - Penang has name power 27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City?? 29:00 - Sai’s KL Story 31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch 32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome 38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer 39:52 - Sabah do what one? 46:20 - The Superior BM Accent 50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang? 53:00 - Penang Princess??? 55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal 58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times 1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage 1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state! Follow Sai on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/sai_cx/

This episode, Rizal, Kavin, and Prakash join us on the couch to prove just how out of touch we’ve become. From bedrotting to buying flowers at Pasar Seni, to why Gen Alpha takes 0.5x selfies and drafts each other’s breakup texts—we’re struggling to keep up. Also, the comedians spill the tea on their upcoming shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! Follow Rizal on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rizalvangeyzel/Follow Kavin on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kavinjay/Follow Prakash on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/prakashdanielcomedy/Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS00:16 - The 3 Pillars of The Community 04:00 - Should interns haggle for payment?06:00 - Having Alpha Kids06:40 - Applying To Chinese School 12:37 - Things Young People Do That We Don’t Get16:47 - Taking 0.5x Pictures19:40 - Drafting breakup texts in the groupchat21:40 - Kavin doesn’t know Google Docs22:10 - Hanging gundams on your bags 25:20 - Celebrating 10 Dayseversaries29:24 - Buying Pasar Seni Flowers32:25 - Bedrotting & Brainrotting 37:10 - The Coachella of Comedy 41:27 - The WHAT Show???43:00 - How Rizal Went To Jail 44:40 - Unsolicited Advice from Kavin Jay45:40 - Lobster Boy Prakash 46:30 - Whitewashing Our Jokes50:20 - Local Comedians Going international 51:56 - Creative ways to pass flyers 55:00 - The comedy show on steroids

We’re officially letting go of our hater pasts and entering our healing era! In this episode, we’re getting out of the city, touching some grass, and figuring out what berhealing actually means. From our go-to ways to unwind to the things that (barely) keep us sane, we’re diving deep into how we rest, recover, and recharge. Special thanks to MameeChef, Norreen, and Ceddy for joining us on what’s basically our mini mukbang. #MameeChef #KenikmatanSebenar #SetiapMeenitBerhealing Follow Norreen on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/norreen143/ Follow Ceddy on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/ceddyornot/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable CHAPTERS 00:18 - WE ARE SAT 03:40 - Berhealing and touching grass 05:34 - Norreen is taking stunt classes?? 10:40 - Staying present for our pets 16:40 - Minghan’s Live Cooking Demo 17:25 - We’re kinda sick of holidays 19:50 - Mukbang intermission 23:00 - People who heal from travels are liars 24:20 - Healing is to be an old man 27:30 - Healing is playing Marvel Rivals 36:10 - Healing is lowkey road raging 39:15 - Rendang Narrations 44:30 - Missing mamak sessions as adults 52:00 - Fixing burnout through friendship 56:25 - Finding our community 58:10 - Focusing on yourself!!! 01:01:40 - Outro!

What’s one embarrassing moment you’ll never live down? In this episode, we’re digging up our most humiliating, sleep-ruining moments—the kind that still make us cringe years later. Brace yourself for secondhand embarrassment so intense, you’ll HAVE TO stay seated for this one.

Is it bad to change yourself for your partner? Settle in cause we’re getting deep in this one. This episode, we’re diving into what it means to be “open”, finding yourself while dating, and whether how our romantic relationships have shaped us for the better... or worse. Chapters00:21 - Sorry about our lemongs01:10 - Introducing new friends!06:15 - What it means to be “Open”11:38 - Testing the waters or being serious?20:00 - The mansplaining issue 23:00 - Dating to “find yourself” 28:00 - Are Casual Relationships Beneficial?30:30 - Our Non-negotiable33:30 - Changing for a relationship 40:45 - Relationship regrets54:35 - Is it okay to ghost? 56:50 - Making your partner your personality 01:03:00 - Our Ideal Types 1:11:28 - Why we DON’T recommend our friends

This episode, we’re joined by our freshly debuted movie star Hindra!We dive into what’s really on a guy’s mind in his 30s—feeling forever old, debunking expectations, and revealing our guilty pleasure buys that keep the midlife crisis at bay.Catch Simple Manusan in cinemas from 20 February!CHAPTERS:00:00 - Intro00:30 - MOVIE STAR Hindra is back!02:00 - About Simple Manusan 03:30 - Impress Hindra for tickets06:00 - I don’t know about me I’m 3308:10 - Minghan has been an uncle his whole life 10:49 - The litmus test of becoming 3010:44 - Hindra has been 30 since 2118:00 - Reaching NET ZERO in your 20s19:35 - When your knees start shaking before your hips 20:30 - Things to do before you turn 3024:30 - Travelling in your 30s 25:37 - Maybe single people are dirty27:45 - Assumptions for your 30s 32:25 - You should settle down by now 36:45 - Why are you taking money you don’t have 38:30 - Matching our inner freaks41:34 - Trust guys who paint Gundams 43:40 - Guy guilty pleasures48:30 - Purchases that anger our wives 51:30 - Buying a magnesium alloy mouse 54:00 - Buying street cred 57:35 - Shopee King Graeme 1:02:35 - Would you have stayed single?1:04:30 - Hindra got slapped 8 times 1:07:00 - OutroFollow Hindra on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/mamajammapuma/ Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/

Happy Chinese New Year! In this episode, we're getting rowdy with Jenhan to expose our most controversial opinions for the new year - from setting an age limit to angpaos, to renting a girlfriend for reunion dinners. You might wanna sit down for this hot take debate. 00:00 - Intro 00:20 - Explaining the wardrobe malfunction 04:00 - Being bananas 04:45 - CNY special menus are overhyped? 11:47 - CNY ’25 is too close to Christmas 12:30 - Jenhan’s Beef with translations 15:09 - Festive short films are cancelled 15:23 - S-Tier to ASS Tier CNY Influencer MVs 27:40 - Unmarried people don’t deserve angpaos 32:40 - You actually care about relatives or just want money 34:20 - Traveling to avoid relatives 36:46 - Lion dances at home is flexing 38:48 - 20 minute firework shows 40:30 - Lion dance that have LED lights 41:20 - Stop visiting your GF/BF’s house 42:25 - Rent a boyfriend 47:00 - Non chinese food tastes better during CNY 48:00 - Why does lemon sounds weird in cantonese 52:35 - Outro

Happy 2025! Now let’s walk down our road of regrets. We definitely went a bit off the rails with this one, but hey, what’s a new year without airing out some personal beef? Make sure to stick around until the end cause we've got a very special segment with Regina Song to spill some spoilers about her tour! 00:00 - Happy 2025! 00:50 - Welcoming another global outbreak 01:50 - 2024 Regret List Wrapped 06:10 - Vivian is still a hater to her bones 08:15 - Being fully blacked out right now 09:25 - Liking sports is a struggle 11:00 - The company’s Fat Ass Club 13:00 - Singaporeans love standing single file 15:40 - Don’t buy rings if you’re planning to propose 20:00 - Things we’ll leave behind in 2024 20:20 - Minghan hates main character syndrome 22:15 - We hate this little life 24:33 - Being incredibly positive and not exposing anyone here 25:00 - Positivity is like having diabetes 25:50 - Minghan’s resolution is to give you no value 26:32 - Real friends will call your toxicity out 27:10 - Gentle parenting disrupts society 29:15 - STOP STANDING UP IN THE PLANE 31:20 - Start being passive aggressive in 2025 32:30 - How To Enter A Lift: Tutorial 35:50 - Minghan longs to be old and senile 38:40 - We don’t want to watch you play pickleball 40:24 - Will Labubus go Labaibai 41:25 - Our 2025 Happy Goals 44:00 - We’re making a dating show for Vivian 46:30 - Let’s get @dmingthing to 1 million 48:46 - GIVEAWAY: Best ‘leave behind in 2024’ comment 49:35 - Regina Song’s Performance! 52:48 - Fangirl: The Tour Spoilers! Follow Regina Song on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/sleepyreggy/

Started by a group of graphic designers and marketers in 2020, just jokes: has built a name for itself as one of the most prominent pop-up comedy clubs in Malaysia! Their founders, Mahyar, Toni and Zul sat with us today to share how they birthed just jokes and their goal to make comedy accessible for all! just jokes is hosting a 16 day Comedy Festival called just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival from 30th Nov to 15th Dec. Check out their socials for more info! Follow just jokes: on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/justjokesmy/?hl=en 0:00 Intro 0:40 Say hello to just jokes! 3:52 just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival 5:28 How they birthed just jokes: 7:40 Some just jokes: lore for your enjoyment 11:12 Reflecting on just jokes:' growth 15:13 Making comedy accessible for all 19:05 Fave places to perform at 20:22 Mahyar is a KL hater [confirmed] 20:55 When just jokes: became legit.com 24:00 Creating space for people to try comedy 26:58 Ego in standup comedy 29:00 The former Queen attended just jokes:? !31:51 More about the festival 32:50 Nightmare show experiences 37:22 Flirting with aunty gone wrong 43:20 Future of comedy in Malaysia 45:40 Even more details about the festival

We recently came back from a family trip in Japan and we wanted to share some of our travel tips and lessons we learnt along the way! Family trips abroad with young kids and the elderly can be tricky so here's everything you need to know before you plan your trip! Let us know if you enjoyed this segment and want more! 0:00 Intro 01:52 How the Japan trip came about 04:27 Quick summary of today's topic 05:36 Planning the trip 10:44 Family trip VS. Solo travelling 12:44 Travel declaration form hack 14:56 E-sim tip 16:07 Always check the weather 17:50 How we pack (differently) 20:46 Pre-purchase your train tickets/admission passes 23:29 Public transport card (Suica) tip 24:58 PSA: Taxis in Japan are expensive 26:03 Our experience flying with kids 31:17 Which airport to land at 32:46 Do THIS if you're taking a night flight 34:31 Chartering an airport van is a game changer 37:08 Train hacks: Schedules, routes and platforms 42:05 Where to buy diapers and milk 42:45 Picking our accommodation 44:30 Ask your Airbnb host for a discount! 46:50 Travel cots for kids 48:03 Planning a family-friendly itinerary 48:35 Kid-friendly restaurants 49:03 Make restaurant reservations! 50:29 Grocery store food is ichiban 54:40 Kid-friendly food 56:32 Activities to do with kids 1:00:06 Scent that clears sinuses 1:01:15 Why Tokyo is better for solo travelling 1:03:48 What souvenirs to buy in Japan 1:06:08 Cash VS. Credit card 1:08:34 How to know if the shop is gonna be expensive 1:08:57 Can you drink their tap water? 1:10:16 Managing the kids' nap time 1:11:18 Packing and buying basic necessities 1:14:01 Enjoy kid discounts and privileges

If you’ve been following us for awhile, you might know Ming Yue from the good ol’ Youtube days but since then he has blossomed from his cocoon to venture into stand up comedy! We dived deep into how he got his start, 0:00 Intro 0:15 Quick ghostie recap 4:04 Different formats of live comedy shows 6:50 How the sales are like 11:33 Cute brotherly moment 12:20 How Ming Yue ended up doing stand up comedy? 16:50 We were nervous for Ming Yue? 20:47 Can influencers be stand up comedians? 25:20 Ming Yue’s emo “I don’t wanna be funny” phase 29:23 Dealing with hecklers 31:37 Will there be an additional show? 32:28 Dealing with self-esteem and ego issues 37:23 Was there a time when no one laughed? 39:14 YouTubers gatekeep more than comedians? 43:49 Does Ming Yue script or improvise his jokes? 46:10 How to start in stand up comedy? 47:36 What were the steps taken to prep for this solo show? 52:30 Where else to catch Ming Yue’s stand up sets 53:40 What to expect from “What Would Yue Do?” 54:10 How to chase a guy? 55:58 Why is PJ better than Subang? 57:50 How does Ming Yue take care of his hair? 59:25 How to identify if you’re aging 1:02:07 Which country would Ming Yue migrate to? 1:03:11 How many cucumbers can be go up his buttocks

We're not playing around, this episode is not meant for the faint hearted. You may know Norreen and Ili as jokesters but we got them on this episode to share their real life haunting experiences. You NEED to sit down for this. 0:00 Intro 0:50 Say hi to Norreen 2:04 Say hi to Ili 2:57 How this gang came about 4:06 Ming Han’s primary school toilet was haunted 11:00 Who woke Norreen up to mandi? 16:35 A little boy in Narita hotel 22:45 Knock knock who’s there? 27:26 The exorcist but irl 32:00 Norreen’s rasuk story 43:45 Ili was almost a ghost bride?! 54:00 TW: We had to pray after this story

You've either had the best first job or the worst and in our case, it's a mix of both. In this episode, we shared what our first jobs were and the different part time gigs we've had before landing on our current job. Find out who was trapped in the store room of a retail brand, who was a green tea master at a Japanese restaurant and who met some of your favourite influencers before they were even influencers! Check out Jobstore where both employers and recruiters can post jobs on multiple job sites, classified ads and social network sites with just ONE submission! 0:00 Intro 0:21 Shoutout to Jobstore! 0:44 Episode starts 3:53 Ming Han's academic background 4:35 The start of dmingthing 5:40 Sophira's academic background 6:46 Sophira worked at Seventeen magazine! 7:30 Do you recognize these pre-debut influencers? 10:33 Sophira's experience in the publication industry 16:12 Would Sophira go back to publication? 17:00 Other industries Sophira worked in 18:07 Caleb's academic background 18:35 Caleb's first job which lowkey tricked him 20:00 Caleb confronting his interviewer for tricking him 20:56 Caleb's trauma at an advertising agency 23:45 Caleb was part of the marketing team for MTV World Stage 24:40 Caleb got into filmmaking 27:19 Mings emceed Caleb's college prom (crazy) 27:38 Ming Yue's career journey 29:57 Young Ming Han worked at McD's kiosk 32:34 Bald man Karen who Ming Han has beef with 34:50 Young Ming Han's sad working condition at a retail store 36:58 Young Sophira's stint at a retail store 38:38 Young Caleb got "struck" by lightning 43:49 Young Mings worked at a bakery 45:00 Young Ming Yue was too good at making green tea 46:36 Young Mings used to make live jingles?! 47:56 Young Sophira taught kids dance class 48:35 Young Ming Han got paid to try food 49:29 Don't hire Mings to wash your car 51:00 Ming Han prophesizing his video career 51:50 Go check out My Career Fair!

We sat down with our favourite Singaporean, HIRZI and token Malaysian, Jenhan to chat about our standup journey and how we formed "The Cross-Causeway Comedy Debates"! And of course, no episode with a Singaporean is ever complete without a good ol' hot takes debate. 0:00 Intro 1:49 The reason why HIRZI is in all caps 2:35 Why our tickets are priced that way 3:46 3A is a Malaysian thing 4:33 Announcing our BIG CROSSOVER show! 7:00 The big label debate 7:52 What constitutes a "comedian" or "stand up comedian" 9:16 Jenhan has beef with people who call themselves authors10:15 HIRZI cried when he turned 35 11:13 Jenhan went through a mid-age awakening as well 11:47 How HIRZI encouraged Ming Yue's standup career 13:21 Ming Yue wanted people to take him seriously 13:54 Jenhan's attempt at being serious 16:24 How the BIG CROSSOVER came about 17:57 HIRZI's approach to standup 21:50 HIRZI didn't earn money from this show?! 25:52 What it's like working with each other 28:53 Why we were scared to ask Jenhan 31:35 HIRZI loves Ming Han 32:38 Ming Han's journey in standup 34:09 The standup community is more supporting than Youtube's? 35:34 Ming Han mandatory mention of his psychology background 36:29 Jenhan's struggle with debate 37:05 HIRZI loves Jenhan 38:50 Deciding which topics to debate about 43:10 Our different working styles 45:01 If you're deciding whether to get tickets... 47:12 How standups can go international 50:45 DEBATE: Malaysians are happier than Singaporeans 51:44 DEBATE: Singapore is too utopian, it's dystopian 53:05 What do Malaysians love about Singaporeans? 58:00 DEBATE: Having a whitewashed Singaporean partner vs mat rempit partner 1:01:50 Ming Yue's insane Singaporean fling 1:08:49 GET TICKETS NOW